First Impulse Was To Run Up On You And Do A Rambo

I have a little bit to say about a lot so let's just do this...

The word water is used in my address. I've had a lot of water issues while living at this address. Remind me of this if I ever tell you I'm thinking of living on any street that uses the word spider in any way. Thanks.

Last night I watched the American Idol results show. I have a few thoughts. Usually the group sing makes me point and laugh and feel superior. But last night it made me say things like "huh?" and "wow...that was unexpected." Because it was actually not that bad. Seems when 11 bland voices blend together you get something nice-ish. Surprising. And the only good thing I can say about the show.

And I say 11 bland voices because of what I'm about to say next...

People...why did you not vote for Norman Gentle*? Seriously? I need to know this. I need to know why the best person in that group did not get through. He's entertaining AND he can actually sing. Yes, he can. I'll hear nothing to the contrary. I love him and all you people who voted for not him can eat my balls. I need Norman Gentle in my life. He pleases me.

I cannot stand that Anime looking theatrical mess Adam whatshisface. He has that douchey My Chemical Romance hairdo, I keep expecting to see him pull Pokeman characters out of the many pockets he has in his "hey look at me, I'm cool and I have many pockets in my clothes" clothes. His voice? I can't decide if he sounds like a drag queen channeling Alex Rose or a cat being dunked into water. He's theatrical in ways that do not work for this show. He's not Meatloaf. His take on Satisfaction made me want to punch my dogs in their heads. He's horrible. So, way to go people. Way.to.fucking.go.

During the show I saw a new Hulu commercial. This time it's Eliza Dushku informing us that watching too much TV will turn our brains into delish goo for the aliens to eat. Erm...really? A website that shows me any TV I want to watch is enticing me to go there by telling me I watch too much TV, I'm turning into a mushy brain, and Alex Baldwin and a girl who plays a girl who gets her brain erased every week will then eat my mushy brain? I clearly do not understand marketing. But I did miss an episode of Scrubs so off to Hulu I go...

Recently I've decided that I need to save money here and there however I can, right? So, that means I no longer order my fancy pants shampoo and conditioner to have delivered right to my door. So for the first time in years I found myself in the shampoo and conditioner aisle staring at all of the choices. Good lord. So many choices. So, even though I just indicated I clearly do not understand marketing, I looked at the familiar brands and thought about their commercials. Many of them show younger girls running around in the sunshine being smiley and happy with their Abercrombie & Fitch looking boyfriends. That's not me. Some of them show naked modely like women showering in waterfalls. I would never do that. Some of the show people with really long shiny dark hair who like to tie it in knots. I never tie my hair in knots. So, I finally saw the Tresemme. And I remembered a commercial with a model type woman who apparently tripped over nothing and then laughed about it. Yeah. That's me. So now I'm using Tresemme and this is why.

I have second guessed my decision a few times while showering. The bottle indicates that it's used by professionals. I don't want to have to buy a briefcase, some sassy yet understated glasses, and a few pant suits in order to meet this damned shampoo's standards. Hopefully the me tripping over crap will make up for that.

The people smoking outside my apartment has gotten so bad that I've actually began Febreezing out there. Yep. I Febreeze the outdoors. That really can't be good for anyone.

I'm done now. At least my notes right here say I am...

*No, I don't vote either. But that's not the point.